Behold My Rumps (y/y)

Hello I am Bird. I don't know what I'm doing.

apparently i have to make this its own post since so many people are unironically reblogging that shitty post from someone with a slur in their url(apparently thats not hint enough):

lmfao you have no idea what fitness means do you

http://fiercefatties.com/2012/08/03/olympians-they-come-in-all-shapes-and-sizes/

http://jezebel.com/5930460/not-every-olympian-is-jacked-fat-and-athleticism-arent-mutually-exclusive

educate urself. these are olympians, gold medalists, the most powerful, the most fit, the most athletic people in the world. far more fit than the average homestuck character. and theyre fat.

ppl can be fat and fit and fat and healthy at the same time FUCKING SHOCKER

when you say shit like this you just look simple, ignorant, and uneducated, buying into popular myths fueled by shitty western beauty ideals

its 20-fucking-14, i cant believe people are still going around touting the totally incorrect bs that fat always = unfit and unhealthy because that has not and never will be true

there is no scientific backing for ur “these athletic characters cant be fat!!!” ‘opinions’. the strongest and most athletic people in the fucking WORLD prove you wrong. just fucking admit that youre trying to pull excuses out of your ass to try and hide the fact that your fatphobic, shallow douchebags.

fagscar:

i honestly don’t understand how anyone can headcanon any homestuck character as fat though, those kids would have died pretty fucking fast in the game if they were anything more than just a little chubby.

don’t even fucking try to tell me that nepeta or feferi are chubby though, those fuckers are constantly running around and swimming everywhere. you want to talk about headcanons i hate, it’s the ones that make no sense.

lmfao you have no idea what fitness means do you

http://fiercefatties.com/2012/08/03/olympians-they-come-in-all-shapes-and-sizes/

http://jezebel.com/5930460/not-every-olympian-is-jacked-fat-and-athleticism-arent-mutually-exclusive

educate urself. these are olympians, gold medalists, the most powerful, the most fit, the most athletic people in the world. far more fit than the average homestuck character. and theyre fat.

ppl can be fat and fit and fat and healthy at the same time FUCKING SHOCKER

when you say shit like this you just look simple, ignorant, and uneducated, buying into popular myths fueled by shitty western beauty ideals

its 20-fucking-14, i cant believe people are still going around touting the totally incorrect bs that fat always = unfit and unhealthy because that has not and never will be true

http://danecookisugly.co.vu/post/91708749075

starwhals:

ironicorgasm:

really annoyed with seeing all of this genital essentialist transmisogyny in the cherubplay tag

like, yes, please, call out the really gross herm/futa prompts and the fetishistic ‘trans’ prompts that are obviously just the op trying to get around getting called out for using futa. these are…

quick fun fact i’d like to point out: not everyone is comfortable with/attracted to penises.

if you were to, say, be looking for an NSFW roleplay as a lady looking for another lady with a vagina because you want to roleplay with a person with a vagina, that doesn’t make you a fucking transmisogynist. if you were to say something like “i want female characters, ACTUAL female characters, not ones with dicks” or something then yes, THAT is transmisogynist.

but for fucks sake, stop shitting on lesbians who don’t like dicks. let people like what they goddamn like and stop telling them they’re wrong for not being attracted to a certain genital. seriously, is it that hard?

lmfao someone didnt read past the first line of my post, youre so transparent

read the disclaimer in my post again:

"disclaimer: NO you dont HAVE to be attracted to trans women, but for fucks sake try to fucking examine why you arent attracted to an entire demographic of women that are as varied as cis women because more often than not its not about what youre actually attracted to and more because of internalized transmisogyny from a society that thinks trans women are inherently disgusting and unworthy of love or attraction.

and dont fucking whine like a big baby when trans women dare to exist in an rp site where they headcanon characters as being similar to themselves. if you want more cis lesbians, literally go to almost any other lesbian space on the fucking planet, because there are more trans-exclusionary lesbian spaces than there aren’t so don’t act so fucking persecuted- youre not.”

the fact of the matter is, people WERE wording it in transmisogynist ways, multiple people in this tag, for weeks, and its been grating on my goddamn nerves.

like srsly cis lesbians fucking refusing to even examine WHY they may or may not be attracted to trans women, and acknowledging that maybe that revulsion has nothing to do with women having penises and more to do with HOW TRANSMISOGYNIST SOCIETY IS MAYBE but no lmao even after i clearly explained that they still pee all over my points or completely ignore what i said and plug their ears and say LA LA LA ITS JUST AESTHETIC ITS OKAY TO ONLY LIKE CIS PEOPLE THERES NOTHING TRANSPHOBIC ABOUT THAT, AESTHETIC EXISTS IN A VACUUM!!!!

not to mention some people saying stuff like “not everything revolves around dicks” which is implying lumping pre-op trans women with general cis slash, which really sounds like thinly veiled “trans women have male privilege, and are oppressing cis vaginas with their mancocks”

it doesnt exist in a vacuum. examine your shit. not just in regard to whether its dicks in general you dont like, or the fact that maybe you actually have internalized transphobia hiding behind “i dont like penises” that may not necessarily be true in regard to fellow lesbians, but also in regard to people who claim that they are only attracted to white people, as if non-white people dont have as varied faces and body types as white people do, as if poc of a monolith that all have the exact same features you dislike, and refusing to examine WHY a white person or a poc with internalized shit might think that certain features closely associated to POC (broad noses, darker skin and monolids, for example) are inherently unattractive. spoiler: its because white beauty standards have been hard at work for millenia drilling it into peoples’ skulls that poc are inherently unattractive.

all im fucking saying is examine your “aesthetics”. examine your “preferences”. dont pretend its JUST a preference, dont pretend its JUST an opinion. these things do not exist in a vacuum. these ideas have been influenced by a society that regularly trashes anything other than cis and white, that promotes cis white people as the ultimate beauty standard and deviations as inherently ugly. acknowledge that your opinions may not actually be your own, and may be internalized by a bigoted society. actually look really fucking deep into yourself and look for the true motivations of your preferences.

do penises just inherently scare or upset you? well okay then, that’s totally understandable, and most pre-op trans women will understand! i have been assaulted multiple time by people with penises, and i literally am incapable of even purchasing an actually dick-shaped dildo (unless its covered in ridges and studs and basically inhuman, like my Bad Dragon affection). I am afraid of penises, but I would likely be willing to date a pre-op trans woman if everything else about her was attractive and i loved her personality. i dont know if a sex life would be viable, but i may be able to work through it with this hypothetical woman if i ever dated her. so i totally understand inherently not liking PENISES themselves! im just asking people to EXAMINE their preferences, and discover if the motivation is just that, or if its something internalized. thats literally all im saying.

or, you know, everyone in this tag and the world could ignore what i’ve said again and continue to boohoo about their poor widdle ~aesthetic~ being oppressed by trans penis. its just an OPINION guys theres no WEAY an OPINION or a PREFERENCE could be INFLUENCED BY A BIGOTED SOCIETY, right?????? /sarcasm

really annoyed with seeing all of this genital essentialist transmisogyny in the cherubplay tag

like, yes, please, call out the really gross herm/futa prompts and the fetishistic ‘trans’ prompts that are obviously just the op trying to get around getting called out for using futa. these are harmful to trans women and intersex people

but for the love of god when you lump actual trans women headcanons with the above shit and piss and moan about how haaaaaaard it is to find cis vaginas only f/f and how UNFAIR it is that how many prompts there are that think cis headcanons are overdone(spoiler: they rly fucking are, dont blame trans people for being sick of not existing in media OR in fandom) then surprise! youre being a transmisogynist and its fucking gross

disclaimer: NO you dont HAVE to be attracted to trans women, but for fucks sake try to fucking examine why you arent attracted to an entire demographic of women that are as varied as cis women because more often than not its not about what youre actually attracted to and more because of internalized transmisogyny from a society that thinks trans women are inherently disgusting and unworthy of love or attraction.

and dont fucking whine like a big baby when trans women dare to exist in an rp site where they headcanon characters as being similar to themselves. if you want more cis lesbians, literally go to almost any other lesbian space on the fucking planet, because there are more trans-exclusionary lesbian spaces than there aren’t so don’t act so fucking persecuted- youre not.

expeditionhappiness:

Just a reminder that while positivity is a great tool it is not healthy to:

  • repress negative thoughts/feelings 
  • feel guilty for having negative thoughts/feelings
  • feel that you can’t express negative thoughts/feelings 

Negative emotions are a part of life, and a truly balanced cognitive strategy will accept this (while working to change the balance of good to bad and teaching you coping strategies/self care/distraction etc)

(via rhaithe)

HEY HOMESTUCKS. ITS A REBLOG THING.

thewalkingtoaster:

If you reblog this. Each one of you will get this in your SUBMIT BOX

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Not just a john though.

YOU WILL GET A HOMESTUCK CHARACTER THAT YOUR BLOG REMINDS ME OF. So that can literally be anyone from homestuck. Its up to me. since its my opinion.

So you will need your submit box OPEN Or else i can NOT get it to you.

I doubt this will get any reblogs. Thats why i think i can do every single one of you who reblogs this.

(via chieivo)

helpmejordan:

Can we just take a moment to remember the greatest book in the history of our childhoods…

helpmejordan:

Can we just take a moment to remember the greatest book in the history of our childhoods…

(via itsukimyodoin)

elasticitymudflap:

when people reblog things for you to see because they know you like that thing 

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Dick talk

cactus-wren-bd:

shes-a-wolverine:

So I like the new chance redesign, it’s proportions are much better, as are the new natural colors. But.

I’m not going to lie, after today’s “flop” drop, I just want to throw more money at Sheep instead. Bd’s prices went up again, and they are calling things by new names just so they can charge full price, things that they used to call flops and put a discount on. Now you only get a discount if it actually has something wrong with it.

ooohhhhhh my gooooood i didnt think bd fans could get any more entitled than they already are but here we fucking go

"Now you only get a discount if it actually has something wrong with it."

no… SHIT??????? what the fuck

WOW what makes you think you deserve FLAWLESS toys in COOL COLORS that are READY TO SHIP IN 5 FUCKING DAYS for a DISCOUNT??? fuck you should consider the fact that they come in COLORS YOU CANNOT NORMALLY PURCHASE(highlights, tight marbles, irregular splits, multi-marbles) and the INCREDIBLY FAST ORDER TO SHIP PROCESS(7 business days or less to be handed off to ups/fedex) as the fucking discount. if you tried to order some of those colors, even through the ticket system, you wont get it. customs take upwards of 6-10 weeks. here you can get a FLAWLESS toy that will be sent out to you in a week OR LESS, in CRAZY, UN-ORDERABLE COLORS… and you fucking whine that you cant get more of a discount???

holy shit how entitled can you even BE

the funniest part is i see these people complaining that BD aint catering to their “loyal” customers and its like. what. the 100 or so people on the forums that whine constantly and mostly by secondhand, on sales, and discounts? that pitch a fit and quit BD 5ever when a LUXURY COMPANY dare to charge full price for the efforts of their employees and the costs of the materials? sounds the fucking opposite of loyal. id call the loyal customers the ones that regularly buy full price and are genuinely understanding of how running a large company with multiple employees works.

like seriously. have you ever looked up how much silicone costs? sure its cheaper in bulk, but in some brands, a gallon of silicone can cost two hundred fucking dollars. the bigger toys like XL chance or XL flint are probably easily a gallon or MORE.

plus you guys dont think these fancy rogues are coming out effortlessly, do you? theres probably an employee taking a significant time out of their day to make a fancy fucking toy that no one would be able to normally order. they could just make a frankenpour, but they dont. they make highlights and crazy multimarbles and rainbows and irregular splits and tight marbles. and you fucks piss and moan that these toys, if also flawless, are being charged full price??? holy shit???? how fucking ungrateful can you be. do you want your discount to come at the expense of the employees paychecks? at the expense of the BD servers? of the servers of the other websites BD owns? at the expense of their electricity and internet? at the expense of their land payments? at the expense of their taxes?

seriously, yall dont even consider that, do you? the costs of running a business? a real business, and not something you do as a hobby aside from your day job? a business that people live on? you probably dont even consider that there may be fluctuating or even rising costs of the materials that require them to raise prices in order to not be LOSING money by selling these toys. no one ever fucking thinks of that.

fucking christ, you guys, BD is footing a lot of fucking cash to run their website, to run f-list, to run e621, to provide a liveable wage to their employees, to provide an actual functional work envrioment for their employees. and yall are pitching fits that this luxury company dares to charge for effort and materials of flawless toys.

this is a luxury company. they produce extremely high quality products from extremely high quality materials. and this isnt food or clothing or shelter. its DILDOS. its DRAGON AND CANINE AND HORSE COCKS. BD doesnt even have to exist. but they do. and they provide a surprisingly decent price for their products, considering the materials they use and the ENTIRELY HAND MADE process of making their products. a luxury company for luxury items. its gonna have luxury prices. seriously, this is like complaining that a top-of-the-line ferrari brand new and ready to drive at the dealership is “too expensive” despite being flawless and having all the bells and whistles. if you cant pay the luxury price for a luxury car, youre probably not in that dealerships target audience.

if you dont want to pay the cost of high-quality products made with care by hand by a company that also needs to provide for itself and its own or else it WILL CEASE TO EXIST… maybe youre not the audience they are intending to sell to, and maybe you should be buying from companies that offer cheaper and less quality.

christ the more i see of bd “fandom” the more selfish, inconsiderate entitlement i see and the angrier i get.

bye.

i keep making myself sad

ill keep thinking of something, or seeing something, or doing something, and my next immediate thought is “I gotta tell joey!”

but then

nope.

"i want another asscreed game with altair, i bet joey would agree with me!… oh"

"oh man what a great christian joke, i should share it with joey…. oh"

"i should remind joey to read our rp log and respond already…. oh"

"i should call joey and show him that i taught myself to play the first little bit of ode to joy on my otamatone!… oh"

it just keeps happening./