Behold My Rumps (y/y)

Hello I am Bird. I don't know what I'm doing.

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

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honeybeeprofessor:

JOHN EGBERT CONFIRMED FOR CUTEST EVER

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professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be

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examples of why i’m boyfriend material:

assdeluxe:

  • i give my life
  • not for honor
  • but for you
  • (snake eater)

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foxalpha asked: Are you going by Byrd as your in-real-life name now?

i do at work. i also use it as my name when i order from dominos. and when i meet new people and my birth name isnt important.

but mostly at work

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

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8bitboy:

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OKAY SO MY BOSS MADE A PUN TODAY

he was building our new shelf in our department and having a hard time and when he needed a break he yelled “this is bullshit im gonna rebel”

and half paying attention i mumbled “rebel without a cause”

and he replied “byrd does that make you… a rebel with a caws?”

poldeergheist:

end to plotlines about being “the bigger person” and forgiving anyone who wronged and/or abused you

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